Spoiler | It gets worse before it gets better

There are few things worse than coming home after college and sitting on your couch in a comatose state, perplexed as to why you have not immediately found a half-way decent job straight out of college wondering where you went wrong.  What secret door you didn’t go through.

I mean what was the point of college then?

What is the translatable value of this debt…

Then you look over and see that barely concealed look of terror in the eyes of your parent or guardian as you sit slack jaw on the couch, contemplating your vast yet invisible options.

They too are trying to run the numbers

pinpoint the exact time and date when

you must have gone wrong because

they just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars

in PLUS loans

for you to go to college.

You languidly turn off the telly and grab your stuff.  A spare dog leash, doggy bags and dog treats (just in case), and a water bottle if it’s hot out.  If anything, your long road to and through college has taught you to be prepared.

Walking dogs

to pay grocery bills.

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